Sunday, July 20, 2008

Funny Family Story of the Week

Blake can't keep his shorts on
For a couple of weeks now Blake has been taking off his diaper after he has done "his duty" in it. He will take them off and throw them on the floor. The other day I was walking into the living room and just barely dodge the diaper laying on the floor, but when I did I stepped in something Brown, warm and smooshy. That is the worst feeling in the world when you step in poop with barefeet. The worst part is when I tried to discipline Blake for taking off his poopy diaper I could not keep a straight face, "When you go poop you either put it in the toilet or the daiper, the rest of the house is off limits." He would constantly smile and like this photo without a care in the world.

Sport Stories of the Week

Brett Favre
One of the best QB's of all time wants to play football again after retiring just a couple of months ago, but the Packers don't seem to want him back. My advice to the Packers is to release Brett and let him play for another team. My advice to Brett is join the 49ers, we need a good QB. It must be hard to let go of something that has been a part of you for so long, but if I had Brett's money I could find a way

All Star Game
Tuesday night's MLB All Star Game was the longest ever played. Because the managers were trying to get all of the players into the game early we almost had a situation where a 10 year veteran shortstop was going to have to pitch. My idea for any time there is a tie after 9 innings, they should start taking one player off the field every inning. In the tenth inning each team will only be allowed to field 8 players instead of 9 and in the 11th they will only be allowed 7, and so on. How great would it be if they got to the 15th inning and there is only a catcher, pitcher and centerfielder. That i would definitely watch.

Quote of the Week

Love isn't about finding someone perfect. It's about learning to love an imperfect person perfectly.
-Unknown

*That one goes out to my beautiful wife in celebration of our 3rd year of marriage together. She does a great job of loving me perfectly.